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If falling in love is like taking off or flying, then love is like landing.
	Ayala Malakh-Pines



Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
	Albert Einstein

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
	Mae West

You call it madness, but I call it love.
	Don Byas

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
	Woodrow Wyatt

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
	Mae West

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
	Winston Churchill

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
	Henry Louis Mencken

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
	Ben Hecht

Love is being stupid together.
	Paul Valery

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