Funny Love Quotes

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West

Disappointment

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill

Marriage

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Henry Louis Mencken

Disappointment

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
Ben Hecht

Wisdom

Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

 

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it
a few times.

Rita Rudner

Marriage

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey

 

Love doesn't make the world go round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Franklin P. Jones

Happiness Marriage

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman

 

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Sandra J. Dykes

 

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