Funny Love Quotes

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West


My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill


Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Henry Louis Mencken


Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
Ben Hecht


Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery


Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it
a few times.

Rita Rudner


What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey


Love doesn't make the world go round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Franklin P. Jones

Happiness Marriage

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman


Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Sandra J. Dykes


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