Funny Love Quotes

The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband.
Lucretia Mott


There is no regular path for getting out of love as there is for getting in. Some people look upon marriage as a short cut that way, but it has been known to fail.
Thomas Hardy


Marriage. The beginning and the end are wonderful. But the middle part is hell.
Enid Bagnold


The only good thing about marriage is becoming a widow.
Isabel Allende


Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with

Alan King


If falling in love is like taking off or flying, then love is like landing.
Ayala Malakh-Pines


Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein

Marriage Sadness

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
Mae West


You call it madness, but I call it love.
Don Byas

Desire Wisdom

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Woodrow Wyatt


1 / 3

We use cookies to personalise ads and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our advertising and analytics partners. By using our site, you accept the use of these cookies. See details